"What is says on the can. No pets allowed. Especially ferrets xx"
"The chef is really friendly! Great burritos, great banter!"
"As mayor I hereby decree that beheadings shall occur if you don't keep your kitchen clean. After all... YOLO."
"Tell you one thing! It's amazing how clean our kitchen has been for the last 2 weeks! Oh wait I'm the only one here... THAT MIGHT BE WHY!"
"If you're wondering where all the baskets are just go straight to the end of the tills!"
"But bear in mind... Also tigers...."