"Feels like I walked into the set of moulin rouge"
"Wow. Careful, it's very very dark down there!"
"Feel like I just payed and gave a tip to be physically abused."
"Make that 40min wait after my appointment time...so far. !!!! Don't go here!"
"Had an appointment with genius bar but waiting more than 20mins for them to open up. Messed up."
"Wonderful place, great food, vibe and location but the waiters all look like they're going to the gym. My waitress is actually wearing the same yoga pants that I have."