"Keep beats bumpin and the party jumpin."
"Cats in heat and needs lovin someone has to take one for the team ;)"
"Manager showed his employee how to terminate himself in the computer which he then let the associate fire himself."
"I don't know what this guys problem was but he was the slowest sandwich maker i have ever ordered from......FAIL!"
"CraaaAAAAAaaaaazzzy things happen here ;) yeeeah buddy"
"Dont try to out-mayor the king soon the world will be mine! Bahhahahahahahaha muahahahahhahahahahahhaha"