"Most awesome waitress ever!!"
"Maple bacon donut!?! Who knew it could be this good!!"
"Don't throw trash into the bathroom or the potty monster will rape you."
"Nice and honest folks working here?!? What is this? I feel strangely comfortable leaving my beloved boots here."
"You can go inside & play on old steamies! Super awesome"
"This places is ALWAYS fun and friendly when we come in the mornings! Add their gingerbread brew... Win!!"