"Be careful, Troy doesn't like to put the seat down...."
"The card reader doesn't work. They will hold your Wright Express gas card for you to fill up, then tell you they don't take Wright Express. Thanks!"
"Be careful when you go to the bathroom. Boys don't know how to put the seat down there..."
"Do not try and take a picture of Jack. He will go nuts."
"If you are going to take a kickboxing class (great workout!) be sure to bring your own gloves. They provide gloves to use, but they make your hands smell horrible!"