"There is a hidden dungeon in the basement that houses tiny purple elephants and dragons. 🐘🐉"
"Be sure to look into the window on the left to see micro pigs playing in a waterfall."
"If you drive by at 2:27pm you can catch a glimpse of the rare lettoid frolicking in the front yard."
"Worst customer service ever. Rude and they blatantly lied."
"There has been a recent lark sighting. A lark is a very ferocious shark with lettuce as fins. These flexible fins allow the lark to swim backwards therefore catching their prey off guard."
"Sometimes elephants crawl down the chimney and sneak into your bed at night."