"Bfast is over at 9. No pw for wi fi."
"All the way at the end of the road"
"If u want the AC to work, u have to work it. The dials are broken and backward. Put it all the way to cool, then slowly click the settings until u hear the AC kick on"
"If the faucets don't do what you expect them to, turn them the other way. Some rooms are backward."
"Don't let him charge u for extra baggage"