Jett Scatterbox

"Thumbs up on the BLP, mesquite pork, and strawberry-coconut popsicle!"

"Jelly donut in mah belleh! Best one I've ever had."

"Not the speediest P.O. Use the automated machine if possible."

"No more frequent-coffee cards. :( They said they will still honor any you have, though."

"Pick up a punch card at both the coffee bar and sandwich counter to earn freebies after multiple purchases."

"Bring a picnic lunch and enjoy it in the tasting room or on their awesome grounds. Pilot, the dog, will love you for it. Have a napkin handy for his drool."