"Don't come to knit in the evening here - the lighting is terrible."
"Get your $1 reusable plastic cup! And then reuse it!"
"Unfortunately the WiFi here is usually slow or iffy. :("
"They moved across the street in the plaza by Bed Bath & Beyond - 40% grand opening sale May 4-7!"
"Happy hour! Half price Fraps from 3-5 through May 15th!"
"Nice place - food's good, beds are soft, and the company's not bad, either. ;)"