"Huge selection! But don't come if you're looking to get refunds on bottles & cans. They have a very strict "No Soda Cans" policy. If you violate this rule, the Soup Nazi will eject you from th store."
"It doesn't smell, but it's a zoo! Lotsa people lookin' fah BAH-GAINS on food!"
"If you go on a Friday or Saturday night, you'll likely encounter a wait; but it will be well worth it. The lobster is great, but I highly recommend the 'LifeSaver' martini as well."
"If you're trying to save time by avoiding the drive into the city, FORGET THIS PLACE!!! The traffic jams departing from the parking garage are EPIC!!!"
"The Farm Land has a good selection of marinated meat."
"This bank has a convenient drive-thru ATM."