Jimmy

"Delicious tacos. Get a window seat for a great view of drug deals and suspicious cops across the street."

"Don't feed the trolls that hang around here!"

"Get one of everything"

"If you see me, as in jimmy, I am probably drunk. And if you are a cute girl I will makeout with you. But after the bus drops me off we are done. Thats just how it is."

"Find the super cute brunette that works here during the day who's name starts with an M and tell her Jimmy (me) loves her and get a free sandwich. Small and wheat only. No joke."

"Like the tips above state you will be towed. However what they dont mention is that if you park on the other side of the fence at TxDot/Riverside Square you are safe from towing."