"Saturday BBQ in the parking lot is great."
"Pretty empty in the morning. Oh wait, I shouldn't have said that."
"Not so great. Dry short ribs, cold hot tea, dishes aren't hot when they get to the table. Portions are uneven."
"Great soju bloody marys by Leanne and Sam."
"Be drunk, no one knows how to sing. Am writing this tip from a hospital because my ears are bleeding."
"Here's a tip. Lock your doors and don't leave your cat in the car."