"Great service and better coffee than you'll find in the immediate area."
"Possums are shitting on everything and eating people's plants"
"Look out for Mary Rose and her friendly dog as they keep an eye on what's happening in Newry Street"
"Still good and now my local!!"
"If you don't like the coffee here, go back to Starbucks where they cater to people without taste or tastebuds"
"The guys at this post office need a good dose of training and amphetamines!"