"Bangin' food! No cheapy drinks. Great atmosphere! The Kalua pig is hands down the best in the world! Get a window seat..."
"Get here early. The girls at the counter suck! Five minutes it took to even be acknowledged."
"Order two Coronas because the first one goes down fast with the salsa!"
"They finally got new TV's in the bar! No more 1989 Big screen!!! Yeah!"
"Ask for room #64! It is the best room in the building and it is huge!"