"Only one bathroom each for men & women - pick somewhere else if you really need to go."
"Bring cash or a CHECK for the parking deck here - they don't take cards."
"Take advantage of the lowest-priced self-wash in town. $8.99 for the first pet, $4 each additional."
"Don't forget cash - no credit or debit cards taken here."
"Great small venue for comedy with a limited CASH ONLY bar. You can bring in whatever drinks you want from the Vortex bar though."
"Big on books but short on cash? Go online to request anything in the AFL system be held for you at your local branch."