"This is one of the few shops in the mall to have their own bathroom. Be sure to ask if you need to go!"
"There is a bench right outside the store perfect for waiting for your spouse."
"If you like waiting while watching people stand around, this is the place."
"I feel guilty shopping here."
"For their safety, do not leave children unattended. (thank you)"
"Get the apple-chicken-cranberry salad."