"A Great Fortune 500 company to work for."
"Margaritas here are mediocre, and they cost $16 a pop. Not worth it!!"
"Don't disrespect the locals! They come in handy when you need to get the bartenders attention."
"Don't show up without bearing gifts. Take care of the owners and they will return the favor."
"I'm the True Mayor of Windy Ridge!!!"