"The mayor evidently doesn't think road maintenance is important... But speeding tickets? Those are a top priority."
"Foggy walks funny, especially when I kick him in the nut."
"Seriously, ask Gustavo to make you a Chuy's Mexican Martini. Those guys from Texas aren't kidding. It is fantastico!"
"Tell "Shawn" to walk his happy ass to the Gin Mill if he wants to pour shots. ;)"
"Tuesday is trivia night! Also, Foggy is a weiner."
"The Browns never win when the Gin Mill is open."