"Jyst as good as the original on the southside just not as many felons!"
"Mike the manager makes sure evertone is taken care off. Play area is fine and is great for beinging kids with cabin fever during winter."
"Who called this a doctors office?"
"How do people this stupid lazy and incompetant get to work gor the govt?"
"As mayor i hearby appoint lawerence k as official trash picker upper for my highway. Congratulations lawerence and get to gettin!"