"I ordered a rare steak tonight and calling it medium well would be generous. Make sure you tell them you mean rare if you want rare."
"Very friendly tellers. Incredibly stupid security where you have to take hats off. Sunglasses I get. Hats come on. Make me take it off for a second and look at the camera. That should be enough."
"Definitely the best sushi place around these parts ..."
"Bring good tasting food and drink for Joe when you stop by."
"No HD flat screens? Seriously? You can't even read the text on ESPNs ticker it's so small."