"Try smoking pot on the sidewalk outside!"
"Try the photos the middle-aged lady is hawking! They're from the nearby strip clubs, and they're terrible."
"There was less pizza than I expected."
"Try the roast pig. It's been buried underground for 16 hours and it is DELICIOUS."
"A $15 haircut worth $50. Definitely a great place."
"All the breakfast stuff is great, but the pancakes especially are not to be missed."