"Music sucks. Beer selection is alright. Tried to order four hard alcoholic shots and they Didn't have any of the alcohol. Gays watch out for guys hitting on you in the bathroom."
"Memories are made here. Check out 56, the pub and shortys."
"Grab a couple two/tree lagers and head up ta the Burma for a good time."
"Head 8 miles north to Valenti's Italian Restaurant in Orwigsburg! Great food and people."