"Need some shirts or design work? Or just wanna hang with some cool dudes? Go to the art press!"
"Bring a lot of balls. Or just don't lose the ones you have."
"The staff always seems to be friendly and accommodating"
"Note to self: don't try to just drive in a bay like you would at jiffy lube. That will result in blank stares and feeling like an idiot."
"Next time, fly Southwest."