"I felt like a fish swimming in a tank of wine. So. Much. Wine. Gah."
"Everything here is delicious. You can close your eyes and point to anything on the menu and you won't be disappointed."
"We will core your pineapple or coconut for you at no extra charge!"
"Always visit the produce area. If you don't see what your looking for just ask and the staff will get it for you."
"Lunch time here is delicious."
"A sub division of Joes Sexy House."