"Don't sit by people who don't like to apply deodorant. Ugh. Oh my."
"The Arizona burger rocks. Great fresh jalapeños."
"Watch out for snobby HS girls dressed in clad garb and reeking of entitlement."
"The kids here are a little goofy be sure to bring a treat and shoo them away."
"The food and entertainment here is phenomenal. The staff is surprisingly sexy. Beware there is a GIANT Great Dane named Barny."