"This place is packed with hot chicks!"
"There are at least four starbucks in terminal C. If the line is too long in a particular location, relocate. you won't have to walk far for your caffeine fix."
"CMH to DFW, 2 hours and 20 minutes...and the dude next to me kept his collar popped the WHOLE TIME! Impressive."
"Rumor has it that the sixth floor is the place to be..."
"The crew at this location is friendlier than 99.9 percent of every other Starbucks!"