"The yuppies are here. RIP secret dog park"
"Even an accountant needs an accountant."
"Wow, time has not traveled much here, it's the same guy who used to rip me off on comics/collectibles back in '93! It's like that comic store character from the Simpsons come to life, I love it!"
"Linsanity is in full effect here. M Shanghai #17 Scallion Pancakes shirts are $10 each, get em while they last!!"
"Ask them to start carrying the LC spice packs. If we can all fight tge good fight together, this LC will reach its full potential!!!"