"I was here on opening day and got a free Avacodo Stress Reliever! Looking forward to the Grand Opening during the week of 4/15/13! Free breakfast burritos for all!"
"For the rest of the piece of cheese it would have cost another $0.30!!! Are you serious?!"
"3180 - Blaise of Glory!!!"
"Hey Neanderthals, stop going through people's cars! You will get caught and arrested!!!"
"Be warned: if you get the oil change package of 4 and you get rid of that car, the package doesn't transfer to your new car..."
"You should try the spicy southwest chicken griller! :)"