"The Mayor here is theeee coolest!"
"Try their Bacon Pancakes!!!! <3"
"Beware of the 2nd Floor! ... Its all sorts of Festive up in here! ;)"
"Home of the "Hair Bender" ... show him this tip and get 10% Off :)"
"The owner/cashier dude with the Mullet looks like a 70s Pornstar!Yeeeeeeah baby! ... (he even sports the hairy chest)EPIC!"
"Careful with the random Drunks there! Yeeeeeeeahhhhhhhhhh!!!"