"Don't listen to the trashy blondes visiting this location. The drinks are awesome!!!"
"Ummm... Can you say 6 bedrooms 4 baths!! Holy shit!!!"
"Bar is cozy and the food is great!"
"Machines are tight... Unlike the women servicing the place"
"Come in and buy some bolts and u will get screwed!! :)"
"Watch out for Buddy and Paco, the worlds dumbest dogs!"