"Their gas pumps are SOOOOO DAMN slow. Save time and money. Go elsewhere"
"Takes an hour to even see the nurse"
"Mikey's got a fat tits. And a big dick. Be careful"
"Soft cheddar burger and yardbird chx sandwich. Can't go wrong"
"Watch out for muscle juices"
"Steve. Steve. Steve Steve Steve. Steve. Oh Steve. Steve. Steve"