"Clean rooms, soft bed, and actual water pressure in the showers!"
"Bring your own artillery... They won't let you use theirs..."
"Decent shopping, a couple of good restaurants. Try Newk's or The Mellow Mushroom."
"I hate Mcdonald's with 2 drive-thru lines. Especially when only one of the lines is apparently working. This is one of those Mcdonald's."
"Hands down the best bang for your buck anywhere around."
"Best burgers. Best fries. Best service. Hands down the best fast food bang for your buck."