"Logic: raise prices on rolls with eel. Then they take eel out of other items and don't lower the price. Huh?"
"Ceiling fan where you order drops down to about 6'4". I took a step back and it cut open my head. Staff just stood there gawking. If you are tall, be careful."
"The old women shout at you from their porch that you need to pay to even walk toward the fort. To quote the all star staff, "we are closing soon, but I can't let you look for free.""
"If you are over 6'6" be sure to mention it when reserving. Third floor might be an issue. Ps - I am 6'8"."
"The address is way off. I called and got another wrong address. North of golf course. Great zoo."
"Heard they are ditching dragon ride at spring break and putting in shooting ride (ala buzz light year ride. Disney. )"