"Dodgy Maria works here she steals lottery tickets and swap them with lesser winning tickets. Caught her trying to steal mine I called lottery west put a stop on mine she couldn't cash the winnings."
"Just had the best sex ever with Jessica"
"Great spot to have sex in public."
"They have happy massage for tourists from Thai women so be sure to ask for happy ending."
"Big generous serving of shaved ice cream compared to others and the owner is a good bloke."
"Ask for room 88 it is haunted a couple were horrifically murdered in it and now it is the most haunted room."