"Brewed coffee isn't bad. It is Extremely hot."
"As newly appointed Mayor - I decree Strawberry Chip to be a permanent flavor."
"Sllllllloooooooow Service."
"Hours have changed to 6 am to 12 Midnight."
"The early morning sun can be a bitch. Have your sunglasses handy."
"Great place with a huge selection packed into a small shop."