"Be sure to leave your mark on the wall."
"Smells like smoke when you walk in the door. Always a good sign!"
"Breakfast-fruit cup from a can. Eggs over cooked. Pork chip tough. Not good."
"The break room smells like a locker room. Ick."
"Prices are high even for a turnpike. $2.70 for a brownie? Eff dat!"
"Truck parking lot is closed. Fuckers."