"I have been here one time a few years back."
"Cillantro is to hipsters is as Spicy Brown is to community."
"Just don't be here at 4pm on thursdays."
"This place smells like Yukon after a big meal."
"I heard Bethel is going out of business."
"If you are here at night, be sure to have someone with you. The leaves are not leaves."