"The "Sultana Nights" deal is pretty good from Sun-Thu"
"Packed out at lunchtime which is a testament to how good it is. Monstrous portion for a fiver. Can't best it!"
"Don't expect to leave before 2am"
"Platform 1 for London and Platform 2 for Sarfend. Go towards back of train for more seats."
"This platform is only unlucky, if you miss the train!"