"Its a bridge... 'nough said"
"Beware of Toki Murderpaws, he'll claw the shit out of your legs"
"There's a jukebox now. This is most certainly NOT a good thing"
"Halfway up the staircase is not a good place to stop and chat, keep moving people!"
"Check out the sexy bedding!"
"By far the slowest post office I've ever been to."