"Get here early (as in as soon as they open). The lines can get ridiculously long as the day goes by."
"Strange men in the trees need to be wary of me!"
"I recommend knocking before entering. Trust me, it's for your own good."
"Map location is inaccurate. Located at corner of Ridge Road and Steger Towne Road."
"Map location is inaccurate. Located in the Target shopping center."