John Muller

"The drinks are tasty, but they're quite expensive. I recommend the Oxygin (gin, basil, and lemon). The peanut hummus is good too if you're peckish."

"Get the French Dip Flatbread. The waitress will tell you that it's good, but she's lying... It's fucking AMAZING."

"It definitely smells like weed and mold here all the time. The blankets on the bed were stained, the carpet had a tacky feel, and the toilets were on the verge of clogging even when flushed empty."

"The clam strip appetizer was excellent. New Englanders: don't take it for granted. In Ohio you get deep fried rubber bands. Here, you get tender, fresh seafood. Delicious!"

"The restrooms in the A section are always crowded just before and after lunch, but strangely, the ones near the cafeteria are not."

"If you're looking for a Captain & Tenille tribute band, this is the place to find it."