"If you must do laundry here.. Do so early in the afternoon on weekdays.. The place is alright.. They seem to be expanding.. That'll be awesome!!"
"This is my office.. And office where only 1 person *me* works-- quit creeping up"
"Yo creeper.. This is my house.. Stop checking in here unless you're bringing beer or blow jobs"
"Friday afternoons-- busy!"
"Marco h. Is the best banker I've ever dealt with... Thanks Marco!"
"Breakfast food: south sider... Other than that.. Close the menu and order a Cuban sammich"