"Seriously, fuck this place. If you can't do a high and tight in less than 45 minutes that doesn't look like ass than why are you on a military base?"
"40 minutes in the waiting room and counting..."
"Their cream of crab soup tastes like cream of salty man splooge. -my wife. The wings are small as a chinamans wang. Beer is good i guess. Judge for yourself"
"Full of old drunk dudes. Go to Seacrets."
"This place is pawesome!!!6! Lolz"
"Long lines, slow employees."