"While you're here check out the lochness puter, the heaviest personal computer in the world."
"Paul Joseph eats the peen all day, every day."
"It isn't what it used to be a few years ago, It's still nice to go and chill for a while, the rent-a-cops (Segway Nazis) are a bunch of dicks, and act like they are real cops, fuck those guys lol."
"High quality meth sold here, wouldn't buy anywhere else."
"IDK where the hell I'm at, but I just walked by this place, and it said I was here, sooo."
"David is gay, not like regular gay, but musical theatre gay."