"Splurge on the fish of the day, but make sure to order the oh so tender octopus as an appetizer."
"Oustanding bread and sardella. Skip the cannoli, however, as they do NOT use ricotta!"
"Closes way too early on Saturdays and, this being the 21st century, should be open on Sunday."
"SLOW service with warm wine."
"LOOONNNGGG lines for security from 4-7 during the week. Beware of gum-cracking sorority sisters who don't know when to shut up in the adjacent line."
"Hipster hell, only to be enjoyed by neoAstorian suburban-raised transplants. Skip it!"