John😎 Wallace

"Puff puff pass!"

"Don't fvck wif ✝RILL H▲▼S™ money!"

"Upstairs neighbours constantly b vacuuming! Possible revenge for constant screaming about cock and pussy?"

"No rice no lyfe!"

"There's a significant chance you'll regret this tomorrow morning."

"Take your Swiss Army knife off your keychain and leave it at home. They won't let you inside the building with it. Also wear shoes that are easy to take off."