"Bins are collected on a Wednesday morning. Important to remember."
"Park all day for £7 or 4 hours for £1, so £2 for all day maybe?"
"Free Tea/Coffee with any Breakfast Bap before 10:30am. Bonus!"
"Try & conquer the Monster Monty to win a Fuller Monty T-Shirt!!"
"The pool table has an awful slope, karaoke nights aren't bad though."
"Try the Guiness, a decent pint outside of Ireland, probably one of the best round here."