"Good coffee impossibly slow operations."
"Service was awful. They left the papaya off our salad and forgot one of our dishes altogether. Not ready for prime time."
"This is apparently where all Chinese girls and their boyfriends congregate."
"This is faux pho. Place run by Cantonese."
"It's a jungle out there!"
"Don't order iced coffees on OrderAhead unless you want to wait for them to remake it."