"Stellar little gastropub off the beaten path - keep it a secret but tell all of your friends"
"In case if emergency break glass and imbibe amongst friends - empty bottles located in the back suite"
"No, you may not touch Bob's beard!"
"2 eggs, homefries & toast $2.95 mon-fri"
"Spicy chicken balls & a cold craft can, what's better?"
"Have a redeye? grab a DD & relax"