"I took a quick drink of my coffee only to realize some one had filled my cup with molten volcanic lava. Mmm good."
"Ernesto is the nicest bartender ever. The beer is ice cold and they always treat you like family. Gem in the neighborhood."
"Keep an eye on the quesadilla maker she has the tendency to put a colon blocking amount if cheese on everything."
"Free cookies and coffee in the clubhouse."
"Ask for banana and make banana and peanut butter mmmmm good."